One morning while his wife was making breakfast, the husband walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch right on her butt.

He said to her, "Honey, see if you firmed up your butt I think we could get rid of your girdle."

Understandably, the wife was angry but said nothing.

The next morning he pinched her breast and said, "Darling, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

The wife grabbed her husband�s nether-regions and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!!!"