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Bar Hunk

After a hard day's work, a lady was enjoying a quiet cocktail at the bar when the door slammed open and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever laid eyes on walked in.

Tall, muscular and astonishingly handsome, with sparkling blue eyes and thick dark hair, the woman couldn't help but stare. The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.

Blushing, she prepared to apologise for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear. "I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever dreamt of, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."

Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You only have 3 words to tell me what you want to do."

The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. Scribbling her address on a napkin, she folded it around the fifty and pressed it into his hand, leaned over and whispered into his ear....

"Clean ... my ... house."

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