A lady had 2 young kids who had filthy foul mouths. Every other word was a cussword. This really bothered her but being a very proper lady, didn't know what to do. Over time the problem got worse and it got harder and harder for the lady to deal with.

One day she was making breakfast for the two boys. She asked little Johhny what he wanted for breakfast.

"I'll have some f**king eggs" he said. That was too much for the mother to take and she snapped. She walked over to little Johhny, slapped his face, threw him around the room, spanked him and sent him to his room crying.

Throughout all of this the 2nd boy, little Timmy, just sat and stared open mouthed -- he had never seen his mother so angry!

Then the lady asked little Timmy what he wanted for breakfast.

He said "I guess I don't want no f**king eggs".