WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" 
HUBBIE: "Definitely not!" 

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" 
HUBBIE: "Of course I do." 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
HUBBIE: "Okay, I'd get married again." 

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." 
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan). 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
HUBBIE: "Where else would we sleep?" 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
HUBBIE: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" 
HUBBIE: "No, she's left-handed." 

WIFE: - - silence - - 
HUBBIE: "Shit!"