10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips

09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray

08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet

07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary

06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals

05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke

04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits

03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean

02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"

01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched