Top Ten Funniest Newspaper Headlines:

1.... Overeating main cause of obesity.

2.... Dog kills cat, self.

3.... Two ships collide. One dead.

4.... Found -- the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism.

5.... A congressionally-funded study has determined that many smokers are ignoring the warning labels on cigarette packages.

6.... Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

7.... Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents.

8.... Eye Drops Off Shelf.

9.... Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax.

10.... Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.