THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA:

* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper

* Viagra, One-a-day, like iron

* Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

* Viagra, Home of the whopper

* Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em

* Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

* Viagra, Tastes great, more filling

* Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.

* Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.

* This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?